Monday musings – to be taken as seriously as you take Sachin Tendulkar as a commentator

There, I must have pissed off a whole billion plus people already. Stay pissed. I’ll stay pleased. And I’ll get back to what I wanted to talk about. I love Mondays. Because they help me get rid of the clutter that has made its residence in me in the weekend. I love Mondays, because there … Continue reading Monday musings – to be taken as seriously as you take Sachin Tendulkar as a commentator

Younger

People often tell me I look younger than I am. Some impolite bastards even say I'm lying about my age. Now, what can I possibly gain from lying, except some pride? I have that in small measure, so any source is okay. But I digress. When someone does say I look younger, I am in … Continue reading Younger

Pauses

Some pauses, the accidental ones, the half ums, the ers, appear out of nowhere, like camouflaged speedbreakers on a highway. They disrupt rhythm, throwing speaker and listener a few inches off the ground, without caring to break their fall. But pauses, when used right, intentionally, add gravitas. Like this line. Split into three. Or this: … Continue reading Pauses

Sarahahaha

Okay, so Sarahah has taken over social media, which is weird for an app that guarantees anonymity to users. Like Gujarat tourism being endorsed by Kingfisher. Getting back to Sarahah, my Facebook wall this week has been plastered with turquoise green screenshots – until then I thought turquoise was a mythical colour. I don’t get … Continue reading Sarahahaha